You know what bugs me?
Well, Okay a lot of things bug me but you want to know what bugs me Right Now?
Immagonnatellya.
The current vernacular that refers to a pregnant woman's belly as a BUMP.
A Bump.
Really?
A zit is a bump.
There is a dance called The Bump.
Me pushing the editors of rags like People or Us who repeatedly write about grown women as having baby Bumps, down a steep flight of stairs is a Bump.
You know what Bump spelled backwards is?
PMUB.
That's right. I said it. PMUB.
Doesn't mean a damn thing. It's stupid.
Almost as stupid as the Cult Of The Fertility Bump.
Well, Okay a lot of things bug me but you want to know what bugs me Right Now?
Immagonnatellya.
The current vernacular that refers to a pregnant woman's belly as a BUMP.
A Bump.
Really?
A zit is a bump.
There is a dance called The Bump.
Me pushing the editors of rags like People or Us who repeatedly write about grown women as having baby Bumps, down a steep flight of stairs is a Bump.
You know what Bump spelled backwards is?
PMUB.
That's right. I said it. PMUB.
Doesn't mean a damn thing. It's stupid.
Almost as stupid as the Cult Of The Fertility Bump.
You tell 'em Mari!! Now that you mention it it pisses me off too!!
ReplyDeletejust popped by to see how you are. it's been a while since you blogged and i miss your funny take on life!
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